mayonnaise spoon
noun; the act of cuddling after s-xual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.
“the difference between having s-x and making love is the mayonnaise spoon.”
“the hooker i paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon.”
“mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them.”
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