mayor adam west
a f-ckin r-t-rd of a mayor on family guy but so funny that i sh-t myself when he talks. random as f-ck
ex1:
(karaoke at the bar)
mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars… but i dont like baseball cards…
ex2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!
joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins
mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him… no one messes with adam we….
ex3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)
mayor adam west- my tulips! u d-ck…
ex4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of… digem, the sugar smacks frog…
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