Mayor McShiv
this is the person who you would meet in prison, inevitably, if you ever were to screw mcdonalds (the fast foods-restaurant chain) badly enough to get your self locked-up for your prosecutable crime against them.
(f.y.i., mayor mcshiv is most deadly when he teams with his own partner in crime, –the -ss|burglar.–
if you see these two together … well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a bl–dy, c-mmy, holey, traumatized mess.)
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actually, “mayor mcshiv” was introduced to the world, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of conan o’brien’s hilarious monologue jokes, on a may 11, 2006 taping of ‘late night with conan o’brien’; whereäs with the -ss|burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia — suffice it to say, the -ss|burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the mcdonalds’ brand.
🙁
anyway, “mcshiv” is a play on the word “mccheese,” as in ‘mayor mccheese,’ who himself was an actual part of the mcdonalds’ “family,” up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you’d like to get some background on this –mayor mccheese– fella, you get it from wikipedia.
the actual joke in which the world was introduced to –mayor mcshiv–:
conan o’brien — “this week, true story, a man in chicago was sent to prison for five years for embezzeling $600,000 from mcdonalds. friends say while in prison he should watch out for mayor mcshiv and the -ss burglar.”
conan o’brien’s audience — “(gasps in horror at the thought of gay prison s-x)”
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