mayoressing
the act of mayoressing is accomplished when a member of the lady persuasion sits upon her male counterparts face and inadvertently, yet unapologetically, guffs into his face. the act is brought to a close with a short, regal wave – owing to it’s increasing popularity in group and audience based s-x activities.
after mayoressing the face off of jeremy, barbara (with a rather large smirk) gave a quick wave of her hand to the creased up onlookers.
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