a strange little weirdo girl who gets turned on by cows. she’s my best friend and we do some weird things. like throw farms on the ground, find ways to make glitter glue explode and we have glitter wars with zion. so really we like glitter and she’s really good at math. plus she’s half deaf!😉
person one: hey maysan! it’s a cow!
maysan: oh my god! how big are it’s utters!?
- jack sutton
probably the s-xiest man alive, always tells the truth, and is funny as f-ck. jack sutton is s-xy af
like batman, expect his superpower is he is a mad scottish b-st-rd. look at that scotman. he’s on a f-cking radger, so he is.
- awfull ross
the extra sickening act of dipping your p-n-s into another person’s beer, and string it around. matt p-ssed me off, so i awfull rosser his budwieser.
- hot gondola
occurs whilst having s-x in the shower with your significant other and one of the partic-p-nts breaks wind. becky laid a hot gondola on me last night in the shower. worst part is we had broccoli for dinner…..
- history channel bigfoot
30 year old men running through the woods screaming, shaking cameras, and pretending to be archaeologists the history channel bigfoot show is the miley cyrus of television channels