Maysoun
the coolest motherf-cka in the world. the best friend anyone can ask for and funny as h-ll. shes like 30 friends in one and shes amazing. you see her, never let her go. shes beautiful and funny and smart. you can easily fall inlove with her.
jake: hey have you seen maysoun yet?
michael: yes and let me tell you, day made.
amber: omg i can’t wait until algebra so i can talk to her shes so funny!
ashley: guys look shes coming act cool act cool
everyone: hey maysoun whats up!
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