mazzard


1. british slang for head, skull

2. a wild sweet cherry (prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood
c-ssio told montano he’d knock him over the mazzard if he didn’t bacdafucup, but he kept f-cking with him so c-ssio knocked out his brains.
a mattress blizzard
oh snap! that mazzard in russia was a bad one. there were soiled mattress’s everywhere.

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