MBSMPG
mbsmpg is an acronym for manufacturer’s bullsh-t miles per gallon. it is the obviously bullsh-t-laden number that car manufacturers like to advertise along with their cars.
the method of calculating this number varies from manufacturer to manufacturer, but the general formula is very simple.
mpg + 20% = mbsmpg
television commercial: “the joyota marolla gets up to an impressive 300,000 mpg! you’ll never have to fill your car up again!”
jack: “i think he meant to say mbsmpg”
pablo: “no habla engles.”
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