she is a really sweet and kind girl! she is pretty but really stupid sometimes! if she tries she can make you feel special at times! she will cry with you if you have anything you need to complain or cry about and she is over all amazing!! she is also a great kisser!
please don’t be a mcaydee!!
- shared pants
when you’re budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse john and mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster
better than gorgeous.xxx my boyfriend is gorgelious! x
- rectal clap
when you are sucking in air thru your -ss to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your b-tthole open. it makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell. i was gonna b-tt suck but then i felt my b-tthole stay open so instead i just had some rectal claps.
the state of being high from smoking a potent dose marijuana. “d-mn kyle, that weed was good as h-ll. h-ll yeah pierre! i’m f-cking scrandled!”
- fingerless fun
the act of having s-x but not using any body parts. this can be achieved by imagining someone else having s-x with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an -n-l driller, ravaging your insides. chris: hey john, have you seen matthew recently? john: no, last […]