McBunga
a complicated and dangerous s-xual event in which the woman lies pr-ne on the bed while the man dresses up like d’artagnan from the three musketeers. the man then gets into an 18-wheeler with a shawn michaels d-ld- taped to the front b-mper. after estimating the correct trajectory, the man will aim his heavenly missile at the house and not cease until he has achieved either penetration or a total property loss.
in the meantime, the woman is high on a c-cktail of ecstasy and psilocybin mushrooms and is roused by the sound of repeated gongs.
there must be a lawyer, doctor, and qualified mechanic present.
“what in the heavenly f-ck was that noise last night?!”
“dad gave mom a mcbunga for their anniversary. consequently, we have no place left to live. mind if i crash with you for awhile?”
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