McCarter Bird


a large, human-like bird, usually bald, who lives in the northern m-ssachusetts area and squaks loudly while flapping his arms. wears a funny hat and is obsessed with toilets.
“did you hear that? what the h-ll was that?”
“oh, just the mccarter bird.”

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