McChildMolester


a mcdouble topped with ice cream, mcflurry candies, a cherry. used to lure children off the streets in spite of it’s horrendous taste. cost about $2.50.
mcdonalds employee: i just sold 5 mcchildmolesters to that guy in the trenchcoat.
other employee: d-mn that’s 5 more obese children gone missing.

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