McCreeper
when an extremely intoxicated male comes up to you at mcdonalds using some form of fake accent offering to buy you breakfast, and of course you say yes because who doesn’t want free breakfast. and then you are entirely too drunk to drive home so you p-ss out on mccreepers couch and he consistantly wakes you up asking “are you asleep” you then find some random reason to jump up and go home like “oh i left the stove on” or “i have a cheerleading thing in an hour” the mccreeper then calls your phone 8 times a night for a week and you never answer or return their call once.
girl: “haha i just got this mccreeper to buy me breakfast”
girl’s friend: “what a tool”
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