McDrift
requirements to pull the mcdrift:
-a friend that works at macdonalds
-a car (real wheel drive is required, unless you’re a drifting beast)
how to pull the mcdrift
-go up to a drive through asking for a small fries, and a $1 burger, or whatever else you want a multiple of (1 water cup can mean 3 large sodas) , pay no more than what you feel you want to pay.
-give amount required for purchased food.
-claim your 7 burgers, 3 fries, 2 large sodas, and whatever else you asked for.
-pin it.
-rip the e-break.
-dump clutch.
(by now you should have initiated the drift.)
-countersteer while leadfooting the throttle to maintain traction loss.
-make like a tree and get the f-ck out with your $20+ worth of free food.
you have just pulled the mcdrift.
there are many variations of the mcdrift, such as the
-the driftco bell
-the drift in the box
-the drift ‘n’ out
-the burger drift
-the 5 guys driftin’ ‘n’ fries
-the carls driftr.
-the el pollo drifto
-the del drifto
-kdriftc
-the drift-fil-a
-the driftotle
-the drifty’s
-the drift express
-the dairy drift
-the red driftin
-the driftnos
wanna go to macdonalds?
no, we don’t have enough money.
don’t worry, i’m gonna pull the mcdrift.
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