McHenry, IL


the worst city in the world.
i hate living in mchenry, il and not having sports in highschool.
a northwest suburb of chicago, il. because of so many old people inhabiting this area, funding for the schools are consistently having their funding cut. old people here hate any sort of education for young people because god forbid they have to pay an extra dollar in taxes. the old people here also hate teachers because they “make too much”.
newspaper: mchenry, il schools may have sports programs cut if ballot initiative does not go through.

old person: kids don’t need sports, they should be going to church, not playing sports. also, the teachers make 50k a year, they should be doing it for free!!

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