mc’junky
a metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.
it’s when a guy is so desperate and h-rny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up … only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a m-f-.
these girls are called mc’junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating sh-t like maccaz. after 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
yes fellas the sh-t is deadly.
martin – oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy -ss.
sammy – no dude no , look once more, shes a mc’junky bro snap out of it.
martin – oh cr-p
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