McLean School of Maryland


a school where 99% of the kids wear north face jackets, uggs, and polo’s, drive their daddies bmw’s, b-tch about their iphones, and glide through high school without any real form of education. everyone is ent-tled including the teachers and drug/alcohol busts are a must at every school dance. looking for a black person? well fear not because you can find one, and only one, in each grade. the icing on the cake? that would be the $23,000 a year tuition to go to a school known for being a place where kids have some form of learning disability.
non mclean student: hey, what school do you go to?
mclean student: mclean school of maryland
non mclean student: like virginia?
mclean student: no, like the school in potomac
non mclean student: wait, isn’t that school for r-t-rds?
mclean student: yeah, essentially

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