McMatics
someone who is knowlegable enough of the mcdonalds menu that they can perform complex, on the spot, calculations giving exact totals before the cashier.
mcdonalds worker: “hi, what can i get for you today?”
matt: “can i get a mcchicken and a big mac combo, supersized and 2 double cheeseburgers on the side with a small fry”
dan: “dude, it’s gonna be $16.78”
mcdonalds worker: “that’ll be $16.78 please drive up to the first window.”
matt: “holy f-ck t-ts!”
dan: “i know man, it’s the mcmatics!”
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