McMorgan
a mcmorgan is one of the sweatier mammals of our day. mcmorgans are known to repeatedly lift heavy objects over their head, for no reason. the usual attire of a mcmorgan is something sweaty, often a raggedy packers shirt, soiled with a cheese product. a mcmorgan can, will, and may imitate a tornado at any given time. this is when a mcmorgan is most dangerous. they like making purses too.
at sonic the other day, i saw what i believed to be a mcmorgan lifting his car over his head to prove that if he didn’t receive his breakfast toaster in a timely manner, he possessed the ability to make everyone’s day a little worse. i immediately offered my sweet tea as a sacrifical offering to this mcmorgan beast who obviously escaped the zoo only moments earlier. scary, son.
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