Mcpee with lies
as with mcpee this is when you go into mcdonalds not to actually buy any food, but just to use the toilet. however, when confronted by the overzealous 5 star employee stating toilets are for customers only, you lie and say you’re buying food after you’ve been.
johnnie 5 stars: “excuse me, toilets are for customers only!”
desperate p-sser by: “i’ll be right back for a big mac, but my back teeth are floating and you don’t want me to p-ss on your floor now, do you?” the mcpee with lies.
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