McTug
when a girl gives you a handie with your d-ck stuck inside a nice warm big mac. bonus points for making it happen in the mcdonalds bathroom or by the dumpster across from key bank.
“dude i was mctuggin hard last weekend…”
“d-mn not again jerry”
“them’s dark days”
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