MDPJ
mac daddy pimp juice. referring to how much of a pimp you are, how much s-m-n you have, and your p-n-s size. all of the necessities of being a pimp. mdpj levels can range from 0-20. b-lls become explosive after surp-ssing level 19.25.
nick: hey kourtney, want to see my mdpj level 19?
kourtney: yes! but go easy this time, last time i almost drowned!
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