Me dad’s in the army
a reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. implies superiority or immunity.
prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.
(a)
jhonno and crew: “bucko, you’re too p-ssed to drive ya friggin kn-b”
bucko: “its alright boys, me dad’s in the army”
– (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)
(b)
bucko: “did ya hear about smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex’s?”
jhonno: “yeah man, his dad must be in the army”
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