me time


quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.
“my problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that i’m just too giving. i really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. how to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
one’s own personal time to be alone
“can you do this for me?”
“naw, i need some me time right now.”
“me time” refers to time spent alone, often to m-st-rb-t- and watch p-rnographic material.
dave – “pete i am just off back to my room, i will see you in a bit mate”.

pete – “are you off for some me time, you dirty little boy”
a euphemism for masturbation
today was busy. and by busy, i mean i didn’t get any me-time. and by me-time i mean that i have not yet gotten to slap the salami.
a phrase first coined by aditya, refering to time one spends alone in ones room with teriyaki chicken, watching p-rnographic material whilst pleasuring oneself.
person 1 : why does it smell like teriyaki chicken in here?
person 2: aditya is having some me time
person 1: ewww
expression for which young asian sp-ce kid women express intense curiosity.
hey clint (entirely fictionnal caracter), what is me-time??

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