meadow muffin


(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. also known as “cow flop”. in a dried state, meadow m-ffins become “cow chips” which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.
“i was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow m-ffin, causing my shotgun to discharge.”
cattle dung

cow pie
when you cross the field, be careful you don’t step in any meadow m-ffins.
noun, refers generally to horse droppings, because they are about the same size and shape as a banana nut m-ffin.
bubba and i played catch with some meadow m-ffins.

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