meaghanitis
noun
1. a disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. it can be described as b-tchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. at the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. the best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their -ssets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
new guy at work: “what do you think of lisa from accounting?”
office veteran: “she’s hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis”
new guy: “thanks for letting me know”
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