Mealed


the act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up – often -ssociated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.
“dude, when i woke up i forgot she was there – she was so drunk the night before, i figured the least i could do was meal her before taking her home.”

“i was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me.”

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