meanderthal

people who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.
i would have been here ten minutes earlier if i hadn’t been stuck behind that meanderthal.
one who has difficulty determining their next course of action in traffic (sometimes going 10-20mph top speed), and, as a result, is not predictable and does not use their turn signal.
oh my g-d. we’re going to be late again. this guy in front of me’s a f-cking meanderthal.
a person with nowhere to go and nothing to do who wanders the sidewalks aimlessly in a swervy, slow path that blocks the paths of people who do have somewhere to go and something to do.
i was supposed to be at the museum of natural history thirty minutes ago but my path was slowed and at times completely blocked by roving packs of meanderthals.
1. n.: in tourism industry, those ones aka tourist, specially the one in hords going up and down as a pack, inside and outside shuttle buses and meanders other tourist atractions. each one in a shoal of visitors wandering through the city center. not always nor exclusively applied in a pejorative manner.
those meanderthals on my way to work… i envy them!
one who wanders about thoughtlessly.
we were at the mall and realized that nate had walked off. he’s such a meanderthal.
a term used to describe a disinterested, uncommunicative and disaffected man usually found meandering back and forth between the snack and liquor tables at “stupid” parties hosted by his girlfriend’s or wife’s “boring” friends.
heather: kelly, your boyfriend, cornelius, hasn’t talked to anyone the whole time, and he’s just been standing over there for about hour stuffing his face with nacho dip and slamming beers.

kelly: i know, he’s being a total meanderthal.
an old person who walks at an extremely slow pace. (this word is a combination of “meander” which means to walk slowly with no apparent destination, and “neanderthal” which refers to something old, ancient or prehistoric.)
i watched as the meanderthal across the street gradually made his way to the car.

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