Meast’s Beasts


an angry fantasy football team, whose sh-tty record year after year comes from endless -ss whippings and torment by more formidable fantasy teams. you’ll see this team vent frustrations on fantasy football message boards, usually using words like “cobra”, “seabiscuit”, and “weenie”.
meast’s beasts has a real sh-tty team this year.

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