meat bat
a large, floppy dong.
“as i turned my meat bat toward polaris,
a ray of light shone down on it from the heavens,
as if the g-ds themselves were in awe of it’s large, bulbous nature.
it was still glistening from her juices,
and pulsating in antic-p-tion of the next encounter.
and i thought to myself,
all is good, all is good.”
(translated from an ancient aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 b.c.)
an unsually, freakishly large p-n-s
‘that’s not a c-ck, that’s a meatbat!’
1. (noun) a large, floppy dong.
2. (noun) strange flying mammal that feeds soley on butchered meat.
3. (noun) an outrageous goon that frequents online gaming realms.
1. after being flogged by the meatbat, harriet was somewhat incoherent for a spell.
2. whilst traversing the tasmanian basin, dr. farquad was -ssaulted by a rabid meatbat.
3. did anybody see that guy meatbat? what a noob.
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