Meat Blender
during foreplay between the male and female teenagers “rubbing movements” occur over the penal and v-g-n-l area outside the pants and clothes.
a meat blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his p-n-s therefore, “blending his meat”.
“dude me and my girl friend were gonna have s-x after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my d-ck up on my zipper”
-yeah i know, she told me that so i filled in for you,-
“you f-cking -sshole!”
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.
the act of sticking multiple p-n-s’s in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders…
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