meat cape


the giant layer of back fat on the morbidly obese, which impedes the ability to sit back in any seat of any kind.
“yo, who precious wearin’ last night at the oscars?”
“i don’t know but that meat cape was on!”
“it looked like she had 50 gallons of chocolate pudding riding piggy back.”

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