Meat Cleaving
well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing partic-p-nt. now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the partic-p-nt’s holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with…..and then we did.
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