swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you’re holding.
dude i went to the dr and he said i have carpel tunnel . my hands are swoll as f-ck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!
the most rice loving korean kid you’ll ever meet. he wears justin bieber hair and walks into every door in the house because his eyes so small he can’t see sh-t. everyone except bob: “watch out, kritsana incoming!” bob: “guys will you stop? just help him get through the door”
supa hot trash your skills are jiyanni
an -sshole who is jewish that d-cklestein won’t give me any money!
- *ss cracker
a black male wanting attention to his -ss from a white man. d-mn that n-gg-r is a -sscracker. one who engages in -n-l s-x. that w-nker is an -ss cracker. one who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of -ss is nonetheless able to get inside the -ss frat boy 1: […]