Meat Gay


a h-m-s-xual man who displays what are considered to be exclusively heteros-xual interests and mannerisms. liking football, expressing disgust at male wine drinkers, enjoying rock climbing etc. the yang to the excessively flamboyant h-m-s-xuals ying.
seriously? i didn’t know john’s brother’s gay? well he’s a meat gay… i didn’t know until he started sleeping with the barman at my local.

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