Meat Guillotine


slap your friend’s adam’s apple with your p-n-s while he’s sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream “you just got meat guillotined”, throw water on him, and walk out.
hey john’s sleeping, he’s going to get a meat guillotine.
1 more definition
the act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your b-tt
the fire alarm went off whilst i was taking a dump so i had to engage the meat guillotine.

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