meat log


a slang alternate to the word p-n-s.
“i am going to slap you right in the face with my meat log”, said marcus.
a mans c-ck, p-n-s, hog,boytoy,etc
i was giving him my meatlog and blasted him with my c-ck snot
a strange concotion of various mechanically seperated animals and/or byproducts stuffed into an edible casing. can be found on various holidays, usually as an accessory to cheese baskets, or at the work christmas party in the secretary.
just what i always wanted, a meatlog! (n)

the meatlog slapped her face gently at first.. (adj)

go meatlog yourself fool! (v)
a guy’s p-n-s.
that’s a mighty big meatlog you got there sir, allow me to meet gays.

want to taste my meatlog?

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