meat muffin
mounding flesh acc-mulating on the face of the female genitals. best used to describe a particularly protruding specimen. generally noticed due to bright colored panties or odor.
“let me pet your coital beard and grovel on your meat m-ffin.”
formerly a miniaturized iteration of a meat loaf; now used to replace most swear words in exclamations around polite and impolite company.
holy meat m-ffins! did you see how close i came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the d-mn street?
shut your filthy meat m-ffins! you did not go home with that guy last night?
my dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, what the meat m-ffins!
-can also be used as son of a meat m-ffin! or sweet baby meat m-ffins!
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