Meat Scale


a new way to cl-ssify the honeys.
1=roadkill
2=spam
3=tyson nugget
4=ball park frank
5=kentucky fried chicken
6=burger
7=flank steak
8=veal
9=prime rib
10=fillet mignon
“give me a meat scale on that beez,”
“sh-t man, that looks like veal to me”
“wtf? is your head up your -ss? that’s a f-ckin’ tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn’t drool so much.”

sh-t what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie…

d-mn look at the booty on the prime rib! that sh-t is poppin’.

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