meat & two veg


p-n-s c-ck & t-st-cl-s b-ll-cks
alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said “would sir care to see the menu?”
“no” replied alec “i really want your meat & two veg!”
a tastey english meal
meat and veg

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