meat wand
1. an individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. aka slim jim, beef jerky
2. a man’s shaft, rod, or johnson
“while paying for gas, i decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home.”
“i’d like to give here a taste of my meat wand.”
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