meat yarmulke


unfortunate incidence of mpb (male pattern baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.
“yikes, i though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch…until his slathered spf 50 on his meat yarmulke! sick!”

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