Meatcalls
the word t9 wants it to put when you want to say meatb-lls. thus, making it seem like you are a male escort service.
1: man. i make some pretty mean meatcalls.
2: dubya tea eff?!! that makes you sound like a man wh-r-!
1: f-ck t9! it was supposed to be meatb-lls!
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