meatjockey


a nyc butcher. a bartender of meat, not booze. a large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.
girlfriend 1: i think i’m going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
girlfriend 2: just go to the supermarket, no?
girlfriend 1: no way! i go to meatjockey. the steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. it’s worth the money!
a woman who prefers it on top during s-x, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.
i bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

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