meatronome
n.mythical device used to produce perfectly rhythmical s-xual strokes. often used sarcastically by dissatisfied women.
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i totally rocked your world that time baby! merry christmas! did you see g-d?
g-d? seriously? did you ever think of asking santa for a meatronome
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