Meatwad

one of the characters on a funny show called aqua teen hungerforce. in my opinion, i think he is the funniest character on the show. he looks like a meatball and he talks funny. sometime i can’t undersand what he says.
“you can’t just decide if i’m drunk, you can’t just decide”

“can i go swimmin’?”

“i’m an adult, and i deserve an adult gl-ss”

“awww thats sweet. your tryin’ to say that you love me”
an exclusive member of the aqua teens, although, he really doesn’t do anything to fight crime. he is a good dancer though…
“meatwad gets the money see, meatwad gets the honeys g.”
a small clump of meat from the show aqua teen hunger force. athf for short. possibly the funniest character in the show.
“only us adults can say h-ll, d-mn, b-tch, and -ss. so get your h-lling, d-mn -ss over to that b-tching, d-mn room d-mnit!

-frylock stares at meatwad-

“what?! d-mn, i was just trying to help you out b-tch!”
character on cartoon “aqua tenn hunger force,” probably young in age. best friends include toilet paper tube, apple, box with afro. unsanitary, unintelligent; sometimes gets him a chicken infection; possibly bi-curious. enjoys public access tv, eating caulk, video ouija. fears vampires, werewolves, the supernatural.
meatwad-isms:
“you get outta here cuz i’m done breathing this water.”

“i ain’t no bi-curious. i’m a man’s man. if i was, how come my muscles be all big? and i be wearin this spandex?”

meatwad is the funniest character in athf]. he is around 8 yrs. old because frylock blocks him from cuss words.
meatwad: if g-d hands you a lemon, i say, put it your underpants
famous ball of meat staring in the hit show aqua teen hunger force (now called aqua unit patrol squad) his s-xual orientation is often hard to determine and his s-x is often questioned, he has the mind of a child and can be crazy and cute.
meatwad: come over here big boy, spread them arms, and give me a hug.
carl: no, no, we’re not doin’ that. i ain’t no h-m-.
meatwad: oh, come on now. we’re friends.
carl: all right, fine.
meatwad: drop that sac, in my mouth.
carl: (kicks meatwad) back, back, back the f-ck up.
off-color term for a woman’s v-g-n-, due to some v-g-n-s resembling a sideways lunch meat sandwich.

predates the aqua teen hunger force character by several years.
“she’s got a nice meatwad.”