mechanical pencil shit
when you can’t clean your -n-s after p–ping no matter how many times you wipe. usually a mechanical pencil sh-t is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole p–p has completely dislodged itself from the b-tt hole.
one’s sh-t keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can’t get it clean.
this mechanical pencil sh-t took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and i still haven’t stopped sh-tting.
mentioned by adam carolla on the adam carolla podcast 8-11-11
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