Mechophile
a mechophile is a person who ‘literally’ loves automotive transport, mainly cars. they will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. they will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. they often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the ch-ssis.
‘sarah always said that she loved her car, i didnt realise how much she actually loved it until i walked in on her pleasuring herself on the gear leaver. it was at that moment i realised she was indeed a mechophile’
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