Medway Shower
when a person or animal is subjected to the liquids given off by a chav, during a mugging or a similar crime. the liquids can contain anything from alcohol and saliva to traces of s-m-n.
tom was walking in the street when he was mugged, during which he was subjected to a medway shower.
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