meet and greet


business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid.
the national protological -ssociation annuall convention’s meet and greet was a success. i met with the heads of 5 manufactures, 4 resellers, 2 financiers, and 3 c-cktail waitresses.
to hook up with someone before knowing the person, similar to one night stand.
“dude, do you actually know that girl or was it more of a meet and greet?”
code for bl-wj-b or f-ll-t–.
it was that time of the month, so i got my boyfriend off with a meet and greet.

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